A Tribute To Phil Kessel Winning A Stanley Cup For All The Fat Face Guys Of America

I wouldn’t be doing my duty as the GM of the all fat face team if I didn’t post a Phil Kessel Stanley Cup fat face round up. What a night for the fat face guys of America. Phil lifted that cup not for himself, not for the Penguins, but for all us guys out there that look like we’re fresh off a weekend of Pizza, Budweiser, and Chinese Food no matter what day it is. For the guys that show what they eat every day directly on their cheeks. For the guys that look like they got stung by a bee or hit over the face with a shovel. He did it for us, and he’s our hero. Congrats to Phil and congrats to all the fat faces in the world. Score one for the good guys.

And a couple of our favorites for the road.